Meet Claude ✨
Flaky, cranky, and perpetually unimpressed — but worth the cuddle!
Claude is 90% sarcasm and 10% secret softie. This crispy croissant with claws is your new favorite grumpy companion.
The Grumpiest Croissant Crab
Claude isn’t your average plush. With buttery-soft fabric and a perpetually unimpressed stare, he’s equal parts quirky and cuddly. Earning his affection takes patience — but once you do, he’s yours forever.
Why You’ll Love Him
🪶 Soft, premium plush — perfect for hugs
✨ but cute Core Collection
📏 10 in / 25 cm of croissant-crab goodness
💌 Ships November 2025