





claude ♡
the grumpy croissant crab
already knows why the plan will not work, but is coming anyway.
from sourcrest
$39.99
free shipping on orders $50+ · 14 day returns
free shipping $50+
14 day returns
gift ready
what comes home with you
- full-size claude plush
- matching claude tote bag
- but cute sticker pack

meet claude ♡
claude says no before fully hearing the question. he has strong opinions about waiting in line, speakerphone conversations, group projects, and almost everything else.
he complains constantly, remembers exactly what everyone likes, and will help while making it very clear that this was not his idea.
claude details
“absolutely not”
near enough to hear everything and judge it
sighs before doing something kind
a strong opinion that nobody requested
unnecessary small talk
remembers everyone's exact order
meet the plush




loved by fellow oddballs ♡
specifications
safety tested for ages 3+
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claude is ready to come home ♡
already knows why the plan will not work, but is coming anyway.