claude ♡
the grumpy croissant crab
already knows why the plan will not work, but is coming anyway.
from sourcrest
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free shipping $50+
made for ages 3+
gift ready
what comes home with you
- ✓full-size claude plush
- ✓matching claude tote bag
- ✓but cute sticker pack
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meet claude
claude says no before fully hearing the question. he has strong opinions about waiting in line, speakerphone conversations, group projects, and almost everything else.
he complains constantly, remembers exactly what everyone likes, and will help while making it very clear that this was not his idea.
claude details
“absolutely not”
near enough to hear everything and judge it
sighs before doing something kind
a strong opinion that nobody requested
unnecessary small talk
remembers everyone's exact order
specifications
safety tested for ages 3+
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