





the grumpy croissant crab
already knows why the plan will not work, but is coming anyway.
from sourcrest
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made for ages 3+
gift ready
what comes home with you
claude says no before fully hearing the question. he has strong opinions about waiting in line, speakerphone conversations, group projects, and almost everything else.
he complains constantly, remembers exactly what everyone likes, and will help while making it very clear that this was not his idea.
unlocking soon in your soft spot
bring this character home now. their first tiny treasures are finding their way to quirklandia.
usually says
“absolutely not”
often found
near enough to hear everything and judge it
tiny habit
sighs before doing something kind
never without
a strong opinion that nobody requested
absolutely not
unnecessary small talk
secret talent
remembers everyone's exact order
safety tested for ages 3+
from quirklandia to your soft spot
bring home the plush, then keep the character, collectibles, and little pieces of their world in your soft spot.
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