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claude
grumpy but cute
claude is the grumpy croissant crab who complains about every plan, attends anyway, and stays longer than everyone who wanted to go. he notices what is wrong immediately and quietly makes sure nobody gets left behind.
collectible traits
little things about claude
says "absolutely not" before helping anyway
remembers everyone's exact order
sighs before doing something unexpectedly kind
knows which plans will fail and attends them anyway
a peek into their world
life with claude
honest answers with no unnecessary fluff
complaints that somehow make the situation more bearable
snacks guarded with extreme seriousness
loyalty wrapped in a little grumble
"i am not being dramatic. i am being accurate."
- claude
claude knows the restaurant is too loud, the plan has three obvious flaws, and somebody should have booked a table. he will mention all of this repeatedly. he will also remember your order, save you a seat, and walk you home while insisting it was already on his way.
who usually finds them
this but cute tends to find…
those who are tired of pretending everything is fine, appreciate sarcasm with their softness, have strong opinions about speakerphone conversations, and know that boundaries do not make somebody mean.
against his better judgment
bring claude home? ♡
bring claude home when you need someone to judge the room with you, remember your order, and stay by your side while complaining about it.
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